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satan © himself
Two sentence horror stories.
THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME NERVOUS I AM HOME ALONE PLEASE SEND HELP.
Fuck. This. Shit. I’m done.
Fuck this, it gave me a case of the willies!
I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT
SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING INTO ALL THAT
You know what I would call this piece if I were to name it?
tumblr gets deep
HELLO AND WELCOME C;
WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA A COOKIE PERHAPS
[ BE OUR GUEST STARTS PLAYING ]
you have no many times when ever the freshman history class is talking about world history next door I wanna burst in there and say
"HERE I AM"
"I SHALL BE YOU’RE TEACHER FOR TODAY"
"AUSTRIA WAS THE REASON OF WW1 NOT GERMANY"
"AUSTRIA WAS A DICK"
"THAT IS ALL"
me looking at a character i love: look at this piece of shit fuckwad asshole. someone just punch him in the fucking face. terrible. disgusting. illegal trash. utter garbage. i want to strangle him. fuck him lmao FUCK HIM.
someone: That character is terrible.
My mom wont let me cosplay the doctor guys this is some serious shit
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.